Posted 1 week ago

Real or not real?

I am an emotional wreck after finishing reading mockingjay.
The right people end up being with the right people I think.

Posted 3 weeks ago
unclewhisky:

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather."
-Bill Hicks

unclewhisky:

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather."

-Bill Hicks

(Source: yourackdisciprine)

Posted 3 weeks ago

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  1. romeo: im so sad
  2. romeo: ill never be happy
  3. romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  4. romeo: WHO DAT
  5. romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  6. romeo: imma dance with her
  7. romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  8. juliet: dafuq are you
  9. romeo: shh *kiss*
  10. juliet: :oo
  11. *party over*
  12. romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  13. romeo: LADY
  14. romeo: HEY LADY
  15. juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  16. romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  17. juliet: dont you think its too soon
  18. romeo: idk
  19. juliet: brb
  20. romeo: k
  21. juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  22. romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  23. *next day*
  24. rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  25. friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  26. romeo: yeh
  27. friar: ok fine ur married
  28. rome and juli: yaaaay
  29. *some time later*
  30. tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  31. mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  32. tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  33. mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  34. romeo: hnnn
  35. tybalt: ....
  36. romeo HNNN
  37. tybalt: ...
  38. romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  39. tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  40. prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  41. romeo: i sorry
  42. prince: no ur banished
  43. romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  44. romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  45. friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  46. romeo: k *leaves*
  47. juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  48. friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  49. juliet: ok
  50. juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  51. nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  52. lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  53. nurse: k
  54. juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  55. romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  56. romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  57. romeo: WHAT
  58. romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  59. romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  60. romeo: *buys potion*
  61. romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  62. romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  63. romeo: but im sure she is
  64. romeo: *kiss juliet*
  65. romeo: *drinks poison*
  66. romeo: he ded
  67. juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  68. juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  69. juliet: HE DED
  70. juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  71. oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  72. friar: *comes in cell*
  73. friar: uh oh
  74. prince: WHAT DIS
  75. CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  76. LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  77. MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  78. CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
Posted 1 month ago

beggars-opera:

Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one

Posted 1 month ago

minionier:

peachsodapixie:

rangerkimmy:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

I have to disagree with the tags because I feel as though within six hours, Richards and Stark would be in a “I’m the smartest” pissing match. Peter would be to busy fanboying the fuck out over being in the same room as his heros. And poor Bruce would be in the corner doing yoga trying not to Hulk out because OMG TONY SHUT UP AND STOP BAITING REED. 

It would end with Hawkeye having to tranquilize them all from an air vent. 

If you want science done you need to get the ladies in there.

(Source: lucasbryants)

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georgetakei:

I’m a Pepper, You’re a Pepper—and Rocky’s a Pepper. #RingsABell http://ift.tt/1dSZbkA

georgetakei:

I’m a Pepper, You’re a Pepper—and Rocky’s a Pepper. #RingsABell http://ift.tt/1dSZbkA

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srsfunny:

Cersei Lannister giving a practical demonstration of power…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Posted 1 month ago

fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making

(Source: sandandglass)

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bafta-film:

Supporting Actress Winner: Jennifer Lawrence
American Hustle
Find out more about the Award on BAFTA.org.

bafta-film:

Supporting Actress Winner: Jennifer Lawrence

American Hustle

Find out more about the Award on BAFTA.org.